GHBxReader. Taming a Demon 7

  For the next week the Grand High Blood (GHB) asked you the same question, every night.
  “The MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS brought us together! I Mother Fucking think we can sleep in the same recupercoon.”

  Your answer varied…
                        “Hell no.”, “Fuck no.”, “Get the Messiah’s to make me.”, “Are your horns two inches tall?...that’s your answer.”, “Only by the power of the Holiest of Faygos.”
… but the intent was clear.

  You wake-up with a yawn. You’ve been sleeping funny lately. You never feel fully rested. GHB and you eat breakfast together when you see something pass the window. You go to investigate.

   ‘What are those things?’ you think
  As if on queue GHB says “Huh, carpenter droids.” As he looks out another window.
  “What, now?”
  “They help wrigglers fresh from the FUCKING Brooding caverns make a hive.”
   “Oh, I still think it’s weird babies design their houses.” You walk toward the door “I’m gonna see who our new neighbor is.” You call to GHB.

  He quickly catches-up with you and joins you on your adventure. He’s been very protective since the muscle beast incident; Even though you weren’t hurt and you scared the thing away and you don’t need a babysitter. The two of you go into the courtyard and follow a carpenter droid to the right side of GHB’s hive.There are dozens of droids swarming on the second story of GHB’s hive. It looks like they are tearing things down.

    “Baaa!” you nearly jump out of your skin when the head of a giant white goat pop-up behind the stone wall.
   “What? What is that?” you ask GHB.
  His eyes are fixed on the giant goat “It’s a sea goat. It’s that WRIGGLER’S lusus.” He points to the forehead of the goat. You squint and see a purple caterpillar between the goat’s horns.
  “Is that baby troll moving into your hive? Is that normal?” You ask
  “Yes and FUCK no.” He walks back inside.
  You stay to watch the construction and message your family.

---Time Skip---

  You find out the LJ and your bros are going to school now. It couldn’t stay closed forever. You suppose that means that there is a lot less troll/human conflict. Your parents are worried about you. Your mom is obsessing about what you eat. You try to calm her but she is unimpressed that you have at least twenty Faygo’s a day. At home you were cut off at five.

  It takes the wriggler’s droids about three hours to get done. By that time you were standing guard bye the Faygo bushes. You didn’t trust those droids not to crush your precious Faygo bushes with building materials.

  The giant sea-goat starts moving toward the shore. You walk to a sand dune, between the sea and GHB’s hive, as the sea-goat goes back to the sea. It seems like it was dropping the baby troll off and saying “Bye”. Soon it swims out into deeper water and dives under the surface.

  The lone wriggler just sits by the sea for awhile. But some grey bird-like lusus’ begin picking at the baby. It shoo’s them away and starts back for GHB’s hive. The grey birds keep landing a poking at the baby so you get up and go to help the little fella out.

  You get close and see he is more like a grub than a caterpillar. He watches you shyly. Now you are close it seems that he has a thin, angular face even though he is a chubby-grubby. You kneel.

  “Hi, there Chubby-Grubby!” You smile at him like he’s a human baby.
  He looks surprised. He looks down and kicks the sand lightly with a few pairs of legs.
  “CAW!” one of the lusus birds land near the two of you “Caw!”

  Chubby-Grubby crawls behind you. You glare at the bird to see if it will go away without starting a Strife.

No such luck…

---Strife Begins!---

The Bird-lusus Aggrieves you with beak-kind.

You quickly use your Auto-Parry, Auto-Faygo. The beak-kind weapon is useless against glass that holds the Wicked Elixer.

Bird-lusus is hit with recoil from bouncing off the glass.

You Aggrieve with Fallen-Faygo, sending sharp Faygo bottle shards at the Bird-lusus.

The Bird-lusus uses Abscond. It drops a Shabby-Feather.

---Strife Ends---

 You ignore the Shabby-Feather and pick-up the purple wriggler. He looks a little worried but cuddles into you after a moment. You cuddle him back as you walk toward GHB’s hive.
  “What do you think little guy? Should we get you cozy in your new home…hive?”
  “ : o ) ”

  You take him inside, not really noticing the guards staring at you more than normal. You wander GHB’s hive showing the wriggler his new home. Soon you come to a door that must be new. You enter into the wriggler’s addition to the hive. It’s pretty cool. Where GHB’s hive is more mid-evil castle looking the wriggler’s hive looks abstract. The ceiling of every room looks like you are looking up inside a circus tent. You notice the rooms are circles like the old fashion three ring circus.

   The wriggler takes over the tour and shows you the different parts of his hive. Things aren’t all abstract shapes but there is enough around that you can tell this is one creative wriggler. You happen to notice a clown clock. It’s time for supper with GHB. You pick-up the little grub and take it to the dining room.

  GHB is obviously surprised by the supper guest. You have a servant get a tall chair and pillows for the wriggler. You hold the wriggler in your arms like a baby and offer him a sip of Faygo. He happily guzzles from your cup without a problem.

  You laugh and look at GHB “I didn’t think he would pick up how to use a cup so quick.”
  “Why? Is it MOTHER FUCKING stupid?”
  You looked at him, slightly shocked that he would talk about a baby that way “No. You said today he got out of the brooding caverns, right?”
  “Yah.”
  “So…today is his first day around adults and cups and things, right?”
  “Yah, but Mother Fucking wrigglers are born knowing how to care for themselves. He knows how to talk. He has named himself, right, lil’ mama?”
  “I didn’t think he could…He didn’t speak to me.” You are dumbfounded. You look at the wriggler in your arms. “What’s your name?” You ask the baby.
  “Kurloz.” He says softly with a little smile.
  You #MindBlown
  “I Fucking told you.” GHB says.

  The wriggler, wiggles out of your arms and gets on the table. Kurloz starts using the utensils to eat. It’s awkward for him but he knows how. You take out your cell phone and start taping baby Kurloz.

---Time Skip---

  “What do you mean he can’t sleep in here?!” You say to GHB

  “He is a wriggler. He should be in his own Mother Fuck’n recupercoon not sleeping in your fort.”

  “It is bed/fort and you better recognize… Kurloz is a baby. You can’t just toss him in a recupercoon all night without someone with him!”

   Kurloz is curled up on the top of your head during this discussion. GHB quickly grabs Kurloz, puts him outside the door, closes said door and locks it.

  “Hey!” You try to get past the GHB to get to the little wriggler but he picks you up and tosses you into his recupercoon. “Iiiick!” You are still in your pj’s now they are all gooey and nasty.

  GHB gets in with you. You glare at him as you contemplate revenge. You sigh sadly and look out the opening of the recupercoon.

  “To humans babies are precious and fragile miracles to be cared for.” You look at GHB “You tossed my miracle into the hallway.”
  He is uncomfortable. “I’m… I’m Mother Fucking sorry.”


  You look at him with a sad smile and put your arms out for a hug. GHB quickly takes you in his arms.

   “No,” You say softly in his ear “you aren’t sorry.”

  The Grand High Blood begins to argue “I really….HoNk!!!” His bulge erupts with sharp pain.

  “I’m going to make you Mother Fucking sorry.” You take your foot out of his crotch and scoot the far side of the recupercoon.