Homestuck-X-Reader

The Skate Park “Okay, now go play nice with the other kids,” you say cheerfully “and leave me the fuck alone.” “Jeez, babe.” Cronus walks toward the skate park. “Stupid landdwweller.” Eridan mumbles as he heads toward the library. You sit under a tree and start reading Deviant Art lemons. “h3y, s1s’t4!” You look-up and see Latula heading your way. You close the browser and wave to her “Yo.” “1’v3 h34rd th4t you 4r3 th3 on3 to t4lk to 4bout the 4mpor4s.” “I’m not really the one to talk to. They are just crashing at my house, um,

Stuck with Eridan and Cronus Grocery Shopping “I don’t sea why we glub’en gotta get human food.” Eridan complained “Because you and Cro eat like pigs. My fridge was full two days ago and now there’s barely anything in there.” You respond as you push the shopping cart. “Doll, I’m sorry my little bro eats like a oinkbeast. Please” Cronus gets in your personal bubble, his arms begin to wrap around your waist “Lemme make it up to you. Ow!” You step on his shoe and keep pushing the cart. “Babe, don’t scuff the leather!” Cronuz starts messing with is arm

AUTHOR NOTE --- This is a world where humans and trolls live together but still have a little bit of the hemospectrum-prejudice going on. Everyone in this story is over the age of 18. Thank you--- You are laying on your couch reading lemons on Deviant Art and your moirale/friend, Eridan, isn’t bothering you for once; life is good. “Move your glub’n feet.” Eridan mutters as he moves your feet off the couch and sits down Never mind, life is adequate. “Okay, I’ll move them.” You immediately press a bare foot against his face. “Cod Damn It!” he shoves your foot away only to have the other